"Please send my apologies to the school. I now regret letting my f*cking juvenile husband teach her hopscotch"

These hilariously cheeky woodland critters are part of our super rude Forest Fr1ends collection.

This card is printed on a luxurious FSC certified board and comes supplied with a recycled brown kraft envelope. This means everything about this card is made from either sustainably sourced or recycled materials.

The card measures 148 x 148mm and it is left blank inside for your own message.