"This 'fine dining' is an absolute joke. We've just spent a small fortune on a meal that would fit on a f*cking postage stamp.
Evening sir and madam, how is your meal?
Gorgeous thank you. Just perfect..."

These hilariously cheeky woodland critters are part of our super rude Forest Fr1ends collection.

This card is printed on a luxurious FSC certified board and comes supplied with a recycled brown kraft envelope. This means everything about this card is made from either sustainably sourced or recycled materials.

The card measures 148 x 148mm and it is left blank inside for your own message.